My favorite ePEN EVER!
Review by SoftailCarrieon 1/4/18
I love this set up SO much! At the symohony kast month the usher asked if my chrome inferno hanging fron my chrone lanyard was JEWELRY. A mini-sculpture making a statement? Deeo. Anyway, it passes for jewelry! And I get 16mg oil so I can take tiny puffs with maximum nicotine for minimak effort, and I don't blow out a cloud. I sneak-smoke this EVERYWHERE, sometimes behind my waving fan or with my head tucked into a sweater, but I DO IT. Best oroduct ever and if they'd keep supporting it I'd buy it forever.
They shoukd market them as the elegant ecigarette for discriminating boomers with money. Volcano has the worst marketing I swear.
So niw all the kids want stupid-looking bulky "custom" box mods and huge clouds and its idiotic While old disabled veterans with bad lungs who want tiny puffs and a subtle, wearable ePen, get tossed aside because there is bigger, faster money from the kids. But its a FAD and it will pass and then where will you be? Be the first to get your gorgeous pen that a symphony usher was a small artwork sculpture TO THE RIGHT CROWD. The crowd with the real expendable money - the oarents and grandparents of those kids, that's who! We like to reoyrchase the same high wuality items again and again and not have to figure out new pens and batteries and buttons. We want quality, variety, to hang it around our necks and have it look good, and for it to be tasteful, subtle and made to last. YOU HAVE ALL THAT AND AREN'T MARKETING OR SUPPORTING IT OPTIMALLY. Please find someone who can, so the best ePen on the market doesn't fall out of existence because your people don't know how to sell it. How about to really high end resort boutiques marketed as the quality ePen with class, for the discriminating vapor traveller and wearable on the plane! Gold plate them, hire a jeweller to make slip-over covers for the battery and tops. Tell medical marijuana dispensaries and their patients that your batteries fit alk their cartridges and work eith even the most concentrated highest heat resin eith ease! One battery that lasts a week without a recharge (for the average mmj cartridge user?). And they don't look like the marijuana brand batteries, a pkus. They last FOREVER, I have a five year old one eith the pattern rubbed off that the threading is now slightly stripoed on...that still works! This, ALL OF THIS, WILL SELL THEM.
Dispensary patients have money, and your ePens can SELL TO EVERYONE THERE!!!
You will HAVE to go to a USB micro pass-through, and I'd discontinue the 650ma battery altogether. It is too short to balance the top on a lanyard and the tank hangs downward, sometomes oil leaks on clothing. Proplr at symphony don't want ePen oul down the front of their cashmere and silk. Makr sure they will hang 3/4 upright or straighter depending on tip. Snubby aluminum tios should leave a fulk tank upright, chrome tipd are a little heavier, and should hang 3/4 upright. More lanyard colors, better metal lanyards, smoother than the previous ones and I'd love a couple of them in sterling. I have said this to phone reps, written it in emails.. Why is such a cool company not supporting or even aware you have the best damn ePen in existence and you ate fools to discontinue this undervalued wonder. Seriously, if your goal is to make a profit and feed your employees, the Inferno COULD AND WOUKD IF SOMEBODY DID SOME MARKETING TO THE RIGHT CROWD FOR THIS.
Also, someone beeds to try smoking catridge oil IN the tank itself, CBD oil and live resin oil or other oils to see if these could work as REFILLABLE MEDICAL MARIJUANA OIL PENS.
I just suggested four ways to betrer market your product off the top of my head. To actually market it, or to target the optimal crowds for it.
BUT, thise kids are now getting their parents and grandparents to quit actual tobacco often, but many of us older folk DO NOT WANT A BOX MOD EVER.
Volcano, why oh why couldn't you manage to market the best very best quality and longest lasting ePen products out there!?? You break my heart! Give me hakf a chance and I could have demand for these infernos probably tripling inside a year or less.
So, make the tank sturdier, replacable, or offer a tank guard like a wire cage around the tank to slip up over it so we don't crack the tank rolling over it in our sleep. That haooens too much and is usually the reason I break and replace tanks before they ever darken to opaque.
Go to usb micro NOW, you should have five years ago.
Make usb3 batteries available for $10 or $20 more.
Make a battery with iPhone charger for twice as much cost, just like their phones!
Make sure they sit uoright with snub tips, and a bit angled off of uoright with heavier tips. Try to make them leakproof until WE the customers accidentally do damage to them somehow.
Test them for functionality, the tanks with these 900ma batteries, for oil based or glycerin based liquid CBD and THC resin or other concentrates? Because if you CAN smoke any of those through these big tanks, Oh Lord these could wind up popular sellers at medical marijuana dispensaries...and you can travel with them around your neck (but don't violate local or federal laws doing it).
I already know these batteries work on all types and brands of medical marijuana pre-filled cartridges, because I've checked that out myself. All the ridiculously short 600ma batteries of mine that came in starter kits are in my mj bag on cartridges. I get complimented on your oroducts at dispensaries EVERY TIME I GO INTO ONE and I've handed out untold cards of yours. But without staff being offered a few to try, which they will love for nicotine oil, love the battery longevity and high temp for mmj products, and they are classy! Women WANT them.
Oh, and get rid of the stuoud end caps all rogrther and the threading and take the colored exterior to the bottom of the pen. Almost nobody has patience for those caps, so stop making us see the stupid threads at the bottom, please.
And market the shit out of these things to the righr crowds, finally? Get me a boith at the ERRL cup in Arizona next month and stock it, give me cheao disoosable tips for trying them, and a small questionaire for after sampling them, tht eill get them entered in raffle to win one. Maybe package differently FOR specific crowds. Maybe have a high end and low end version based specifically on designer versions you create exterior cosmetics for. With a focus on wearable, classy, reliable, and multi-useful for mmj cardholders. Why isn't there a sterling Pandora sleeve women can hang charms from. (Look up a LighterBro on Amazon for the general idea.) I've seen an occasional actor wearing and using them. Why aren't big name actors who use nicotine oil OR medical marijuana cartridges with batteries OR refillable mmj oils, GIVEN an ePen and lanyard, oil, starter kit, why aren't they competing for the top ten who get the most airtime/photos published wearing them (to be suoereded by actors who get asked about them and manage to promote them ON THE AIR on major programming, then those top so many get a year of ePen oil or the equivalent donated to their favorite health-related or medical charity? Top promoter gets 5k or 10k or such donated to favorite charity? There are so many ways you can embed use of these wearabke ePens into the lives of the affluent. Like I said, ideas off the cuff...that last one might suck, but yiu get the idea. Get the affluent using these ePens and they will use them forever. The kids are fickle and fads pass. Think about it.